Garbage Fire

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.) At the beginning of your first upkeep, create a 1/2 white Soldier creature token with defender. At the beginning of each other player's first upkeep, that player creates a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with "This token can't block."

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace.

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Trample 5R: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

Choose one — • Hurly-Burly deals 1 damage to each creature without flying. • Hurly-Burly deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck. X, T: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. Whenever you become the monarch, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.