Selfless Police Captain

Flash 1: Spectacular Spider-Man gains flying until end of turn. 1, Sacrifice Spectacular Spider-Man: Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has reach and "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls." Equip 2 (2: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Flash When Flash Thompson enters, choose one or both — • Heckle — Tap target creature. • Hero Worship — Untap target creature.

Enchant creature you control Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it. All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Flying When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

At the beginning of your end step, you may tap two untapped creatures and/or Treasures you control. If you do, draw a card. Otherwise, sacrifice this enchantment.

This artifact enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. T: Move a +1/+1 counter from this artifact onto target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. Whenever a modified creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Web-slinging W (You may cast this spell for W if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand.)