Granny's Payback

Glacial Ray deals 2 damage to any target. Splice onto Arcane 1R (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

When you speak, sacrifice this creature.

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) T: Add one mana of any color.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

T, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

(T: Add B.)

(T: Add G.)

(T: Add R.)