Parallax Dementia

T: Add C. T: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell. 3, T: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.

When Ultimecia enters, tap all creatures your opponents control. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

If a red instant or sorcery spell you control or a red planeswalker you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.

Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. 1, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.

Counter target spell.

When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. As long as Cloud is equipped, if a triggered ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

2: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability.