Chef's Kiss

Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays X, where X is this creature's power.

Whenever you gain life, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.

When this enchantment enters, untap all creatures, then those creatures phase out until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Put a time counter on this enchantment for each creature that phased out this way. Vanishing (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from this enchantment. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

When this enchantment enters, untap all creatures, then those creatures phase out until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Put a time counter on this enchantment for each creature that phased out this way. Vanishing (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from this enchantment. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

Suspend 2—1W (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay 1W and exile it with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. (Auras with nothing to enchant remain in your graveyard.)

Protection from black and from red When this creature enters, exile all cards that are black or red from all graveyards. If a black or red permanent, spell, or card not on the battlefield would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "2, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Flying As this creature enters, choose a card type. You and creatures you control have protection from the chosen card type.