Palladium Myr

When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

Trample When Carnage enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "This creature attacks each combat if able" and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it." Mayhem BR

Exile target permanent with mana value 4 or greater.

Grand Summon — T: Add one mana of any color. When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another permanent you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it had one or more counters on it, you may put that number of +1/+1 counters on target creature.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever Gran-Gran becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card. Noncreature spells you cast cost 1 less to cast as long as there are three or more Lesson cards in your graveyard.

Whenever a Dragon you control enters, put a gold counter on this artifact. T, Remove a gold counter from this artifact: Draw a card. T: Add one mana of any color.