Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks

TKTK — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards. TKTKTK — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) TKTK — 4/1 TKTKTKTKTK — 8/7

TKTK — T: You gain 1 life. TKTKTKTK — Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature. TKTK — 4/1 TKTKTK — 2/6

TKTK — Ward 2 (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2.) TKTKTKTK — Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.) TKTKTK — 5/3 TKTKTKTKTK — 7/7

TKTK — Trample TKTKTK — 3: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) TKTKTK — 2/7 TKTKTKTK — 6/5

TKTK — Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. TKTKTKTK — Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. TKTK — 4/1 TKTKTK — 3/5

TKTK — Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) TKTKTK — Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) TKTK — 3/2 TKTKTKTKTK — 6/8

TKTK — T: Add CC. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells. TKTKTK — Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) TKTK — 3/2 TKTKTKTK — 4/7

TKTK — First strike TKTKTKTK — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards. TKTK — 3/3 TKTKTK — 6/2