Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks

TKTK — Haste TKTKTKTKTK — You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs. TKTK — 1/4 TKTKTK — 5/3

TKTK — Deathtouch TKTKTKTKTK — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. TKTK — 5/1 TKTKTK — 3/6

TKTK — Menace TKTKTK — Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.) TKTK — 2/3 TKTKTKTKTKTK — 10/10

TKTK — Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.) TKTKTK — Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.) TKTK — 1/5 TKTKTKTK — 7/4

TKTK — Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost. TKTKTK — Hexproof TKTK — 4/2 TKTKTKTK — 6/6

TKTK — First strike TKTKTKTK — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards. TKTK — 3/3 TKTKTK — 6/2

TKTK — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards. TKTKTK — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) TKTK — 4/1 TKTKTKTKTK — 8/7

TKTK — T: Add CC. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells. TKTKTK — Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) TKTK — 3/2 TKTKTKTK — 4/7