Complaints Clerk

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1, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Flying When Aerialephant enters, you get TK, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

Flying When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)