How Is This a Par Three?!

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

(T: Add B.)

(T: Add W.)

Visit — Draw a card.

Put target creature into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of doors you can see from your seat.

Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")