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Premium spells cost 1 less to cast. Premium creatures get +1/+1.

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Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. 1W: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. 1W: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.