Catastrophe

All creatures have protection from black.

All creatures have protection from red.

Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Flying T: Target attacking or blocking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+2. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Destroy target enchantment. Cycling 2 (2, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Target player gains 2 life for each creature on the battlefield.

Rather than the attacking player, you assign the combat damage of each creature attacking you. You can divide that creature's combat damage as you choose among any of the creatures blocking it.