Secret Lair Drop

Spectacle R (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.

Sacrifice a Goblin: Add R.

Equipped creature gets +1/-1. Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. Equip 1

Flying When this creature enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

T: Add C. T: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Sliver spell. 5, T: Create a 1/1 colorless Sliver creature token. Activate only if you control a Sliver.

All Sliver creatures get +1/+1 for each other Sliver on the battlefield.

3: Search your library for a Sliver card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. 3: Gain control of target Sliver. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay 2. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "T, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")