Unlucky Cabbage Merchant

Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. You may cast a spell with mana value 5 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Exile target permanent with mana value 4 or greater.

Dragon spells you cast cost 2 less to cast.

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add B or G for each permanent destroyed this way.

T: Add CC.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.