The List (Unfinity Foil Edition)

Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get A (an acorn counter). Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get A. 2B, Pay X A: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. G, Pay X A: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) 1R, T: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

Flying When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.

Hexproof Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on this enchantment equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on this enchantment, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

This spell costs 1 more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens. The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.) +1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand. −1: Draw a card.

Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5." Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left. When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Madness R, cycling 1R, kicker 2R, flashback 3R, buyback 4R Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

1W, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. 1W, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.

When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle. This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.) Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types. Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

2, T: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter. 3, T: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. 4, T: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

1, T: Scry 2. 1, T, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. 7, T, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

T: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

All graveyards are also your graveyards. Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.

Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace. 3BR, T: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)