Unhinged

1: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add CC. Activate only as an instant.

As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

U, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn. U, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

As this creature enters, choose a letter. This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add HR.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

(T: Add R.)

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.

T: Add ∞. 100: Add one mana of any color.

1, T: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Phasing, cumulative upkeep 1, echo GG, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2

When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice this creature.

(T: Add W.)

3, T: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)

R, T, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.